I Watched Twilight For The First Time

I have never watched Twilight in the 19 years of my life. I have watched some clips on twitter and looked at some memes about it, but I have never watched the movies. The only I have watched is the last one because my sister took me to watch the movie.

I think I have a pretty good idea of what is coming, I will be writing what I’m thinking through the movie, so let’s begin watching Twilight.

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The town they live in is called “Forks” omg I was expecting a cooler name.

Why is she holding a cactus when she is moving to another town???

Wait, why did no one told me that Jacob has long hair in the beginning? IM-

Bella and I have the same sports skills, just standing there while everyone plays and if the ball comes near me, i would cover my head.

OMG THATS ANNA KENDRICK

one of the girls on the table with Bella was on Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide, I dont remember the name of her character in the show but she was the one that Ned wanted to date and that she moved to another city and later came back

OMG THE SCENE OF THE SMELL. WHY DOES HE ACT LIKE THAT IS THE MOST DISGUSTING SMELL EVER? IM- HE LOOKS SO DISGUSTED. HE WANTED TO CHANGE THE CLASS JUST BECAUSE OF HER SMELL??????

That is the most awkward biology lab situation I have ever seen.

Edward is the only person there without a backpack

The car crash thing IM-

Edward could think of any lie to explain how he stopped the car and saved Bella and he chose to say that he was standing next her??????

WHY IS WATCHING HER SLEEP OMG. ELECTRIC CHAIR. also who sleeps with their window open?

“You never say hi to me” “Hi” those two lines made laugh so much and i dont know why.

Now he gives a good lie about the car crash

“Bella, we shouldn’t be friends” THEY HAVE TALKED THREE TIMES AND TWO TIMES HE ENDED UP LEAVING BECAUSE HE DIDN’T WANT TO ANSWER QUESTIONS, THEY ARE NOT FRIENDS IM-

I just remember that Taylor Lautner was sharkboy. This movie and “Sharkboy and Lavagirl” are only three years apart and I don’t know how to process that information.

It is really sad that the most realistic part of the movie is the scene were four guys follow Bella and the fact that if Edward hadn’t showed up, the four guys would have done something really bad to Bella.

WHY DID EDWARD STARTED SAYING THE SQUARE OF PI WHEN SHE ASKED FOR ANSWERS IM-

If someone said to me “I can read every mind in this place except yours” while we were eating I would just leave

If you think someone is a vampire why would you go to the woods to confront them, why not choose a place with more people or where people can see you?

It is really funny how Edward runs with Bella in his back.

Edward really said: ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

THE FACT HE SAID HE WANTED HER BLOOD AND SHE SAID THAT SHE TRUSTS HIM AND SHE LEANED FOR A KISS IM-

I dont know who is more pale, Bella, Edward or me after 4 months of quarantine.

Do they ever do homework? They are always in town or in the woods and when she is in her laptop, she is in google searching for information about vampires

Omg the Cullens house is so pretty

“- Is she even italian? – Her name is Bella” IM-

There is a part where Bella wants to hear the music that Edward likes and classical music starts playing, but imagine if it was Super Bass by Nicki Minaj

The baseball scene > every movie ever made

Why am I getting so invested in this movie?

This is really entertaining, now I understand why people still love these movies

I feel so bad for her dad when she has to leave and she does not want to tell him why and just says hurtful things.

Why is Rosalie so upset in all the movie? like chill girl

Do pepper spray not work in vampires? he did not even flinch when she sprayed him

Imagine being the ballet school owner and coming to all that mess and destruction the next day.

The dress with converse im-

Jacob and Edward have more chemistry when they stare at each other than Edward with Bella in this whole movie

I literally forgot that Victoria existed and it has been less than 10 minutes since they mentioned her last.

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Sooo, those were my live thoughts of Twilight, it is a really entertaining movie and I will be watching the rest and doing an entry on them.

Hope you enjoyed this entry and see you in the next one!

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