I Watched “Twilight: Eclipse” For The First Time

Soo, this is the third movie of the Twilight saga, we are half way done, as I have done with the other two movies I will be writing my live thoughts of the movie. My final thoughts of the saga will come whenever I finished it, but in the meantime, let’s watch Eclipse:

Why does Bella want to be a vampire so bad? like chill girl

I forgot Bella’s dad does not like Edward. We stan Bella’s dad

Not Edward saying that werewolves cant control themselves as if Jasper and him did not wanted to eat Bella on her birthday

Wait, what is going on? Weren’t Bella’s friends like losers or something and the Cullens were the cool kids and they are all sitting at lunch together and there is no explanation of why they are all friends.

IS KRISTEN STEWART WEARING A REALLY BAD WIG?

Out of all the places she could say she was going, she said Alaska??? Nothing against Alaska but why?

VICTORIA AGAIN??? AGAIN!!!!!!!!!1!!!

I’m pretty sure Bella is not worth all the trouble that Victoria has taken, cant she just move on?

They are explaining the meaning of imprinting and I have already watch the last movie (but like when it came out and I have not seen the others) and without thinking I just said Electric chair

I just know that Jacob is the kind of guy that punches a wall and makes a hole when he is mad

Here is your friendly reminder that Jacob and Edward have more chemistry with each other than with Bella.

“FROM NOW ON IM SWITZERLAND” BELLA REALLY SAID THAT OMG WHAT IS THIS MOVIE

“Doesn’t he own a shirt?” Edward just said what we were all thinking

it is so bad that Jacob thinks he knows what Bella wants even though Bella already said no

Why is Rosalie still mad that Bella exists? Update: Literally 10 seconds after I wrote this she said why she is mad.

Omg I feel so bad for Rosalie but yes queen get revenge on those men.

WHY IS BELLA SO IMPORTANT? AM I MISSING SOMETHING??????

Bella needs to stop saying “yOu DoNt KnOW wHaT YOu ArE GetTInG InTo”. if someone doesnt know what she is getting into is Bella

Soo, we are not going to talk about Jasper fighting for the confederacy?

Who do we think smells the worst? The vampires or the werewolves? they always argue about who stinks, so I have questions about their smells

IF BELLA HAS SEX WITH EDAWRD SHE CAN DIE??????????????? WHAT IS HAPPENING OMFG I CANT WITH THIS MOVIE

Did Edward just propose? This movie is going so fast

they changed the actress that played Victoria. tbh I prefer the other one, but I would prefer no Victoria at all.

Edward and Jacob should be friends or something else, their conversation was more interesting than anything that Bella has said in the three movies

WHY DID SHE ASK HIM TO KISS HER IF SHE IS ENGANGED??????

We all knew that the Cullens were going to win the battle, it was no surprise

FINALLY THEY GOT RID OF VICTORIA

This movie is so entertaining, every scene something interesting is happening

So, they already have a wedding date omg

That ring is ugly omg

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This movie was better than the last one and I would say that it was equally as good as the first one. There is only two movies, so expect entries for each of the movies. Hope you enjoyed this entry and see you in the next one!!!

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