I Watched “Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 1” For The First Time

We are almost done with the Twilight saga, this is the beginning of the end, lets hope that this movie is not as insane as the others. Like the other entries, these are my live thoughts, while watching the movie, when we finish all of the movies, I’m going to discuss all of them in another entry, but for now let’s watch Breaking Dawn Part 1.

First of all, why did they invite Jacob to the wedding?

Wait a minute, isn’t she like 18-19? I am so lost with the time line.

I forgot Bella’s dad doesn’t know that they are vampires omg

Tbh the design of where they are getting married is one of the best i have seen from weddings in movies

They are still talking about one of the three bad guys from the first movie?????? When is everyone going to get over it?

Tbh the wedding speeches are the funniest part of the wedding, but why are they so many people giving speeches? does this happen at every wedding?

EVERYTIME THEY GO TO THE WOODS, IT IS YOUR WEDDING DONT GO TO THE WOODS FOR JUST ONE TIME OMG

I dont know why I get so angry everytime they go to the woods

So, Edwards’s gift to Bella was Jacob (??????????) What even is this franchise?

The whole scene of Jacob telling Bella that if she has sex with Edward she will die, it’s so funny to me

Omg the house that they are staying in is so pretty

why is their honeymoon in a beach and he is not sparkling with the sun?

Soo, Jacob is just looking for an excuse to kill Edward. He needs to get over Bella.

She is pregnant, Bella is going to be a teen mom im-

The fact that she said that she might be pregnant and the baby kicked her, the baby is really using her as a bag to punch

EVERYONE WANTS TO GET THE BABY OUT OF BELLA AND EVERYTIME THEY SAY SOMETHING I REMEMBER THE NICKI MINAJ SONG WHERE SHE SAYS “I DONT ENDORSED THAT, PAUSE THAT, ABORT THAT”

Also, why does Jacob think he has a say in anything related to the baby? why does everyone think they have some say in the baby?

Bella pregnant looks like a character from a Tim Burton movie

The whole scene of the wolves discussing was a lot for me, I dont even know what is this movie anymore

The Cullens have almost a hospital room in their house im-

THEY ARE MAKING BELLA DRINK BLOOD WITH A STRAW?????????

Imagine being a vampire that wants human blood and they give a glass of blood to your sister in law to drink IM-

How long have they been married? like a month or two?

WHY DID SHE WANT TO NAME THE BABY “EDWARD JACOB”? LIKE WHAAAT??WHYYY? RENESMEE IS NOT THAT BAD, BUT EDWARD JACOB?????????

WHAT IS GOING ON? IS THE BABY OUT? IS SHE A VAMPIRE NOW?

Do all of the Cullens know medicine or why they knew where to cut to get the baby out?

Thank God it is a girl because the name Edward Jacob sucks in this context.

I know she is not dead because we have another movie left

why is Edward bitting her everywhere?

WHY IS THE BABY’S FACE LIKE THAT? SHE WAS BORN MINUTES AGO OMG

JACOB JUST IMPRINTED ON THE BABY. OMG ELECTRIC CHAIR IM-

IMAGINE THAT THE GUY WHO WAS IN LOVE WITH YOUR LIFE NOW HAS IMPRINTED WITH YOUR DAUGHTER IM_

I CAN NOT WITH THIS MOVIE

do you think they are going to vaccinate the baby?

lowkey Bella had a glowup when she became a vampire.

Marvel could never with that post credit scene.

Is that a Bruno Mars song in the credits?

This movie gave movie gave a lot of couples their first dance at their wedding with “A thousand years” By Christina Perri

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Well, that was a wild ride and we still one movie left. These movies are insane but fun to watch. We only have one more and I know it is as insane as this one. Hope you enjoyed this entry and see you in the next one!!

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